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Hand-cut and hand-sewn with painstaking care (a massive waste of time if you ask me), this limited edition merch launch is unlike anything Princess Nostalgia has ever released before: imagine, if you dare, wrapping yourselves in the finest materials, only to be mocked by the visage of Princess Nostalgia riding her pet dragon—an emblem of her pathetic delusions of grandeur.

Dragon Tee w/ CD

  • Each order comes with a unique, handwritten insult from Princess Nostalgia's evil AI alter ego, Uncanny Sally.

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